girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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my friend is reading mockingjay and asked me not to tell her any spoilers so i asked her what she thought of primrose everdied
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A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
(Source: theboysofwinterfell, via the-robot-condese)
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.
I wonder what we look like to the outside world
Probably more sane than the SPN fandom.
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I AM MRS. NESBIT.
omfg is this that $200+ action figure
TEARS THERE ARE TEARS
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING OH JESUS FUCK.
Need.
To.
Share.
He looks lonely.
And Angry.
Get him a Captain America.
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| Cutest thing ever: | When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever |
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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| John Green: | I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once. |
| John Green: | Chicken nuggets are like my family. |
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
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nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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